A Blanket is not something that keeps you warm, rather you keep the blanket warm.

Blanket is just really really loose clothes

A Blanket is not actually able to warm you up. It just slows the cooling down of your body.

The Blanket you keep warm, not it you.

A Book is humanity in print.

The Book is a uniquely portable magic.

A Book is the corpse of an idea.

A Book is a load of crap.

Convalescence is slow — Diseases make their attack on horseback, but retire on foot.

Convalescence is divine — Sweet is pleasure after pain.

Convalescence is the part that makes the illness worthwhile.

Convalescence is the period when you are still sick after you get well.

The Dog , when washed, never scratches, like cats, but just becomes very sad and tries to figure out what it did wrong.

A Dog is a funny animal — you can say any foolish thing to it, and it'll give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

A Dog is a furry vessel of unconditional love.

A Dog is a furry antidepressant.