navy, n.All

The Navy is the asylum for the perverse, the home of the unfortunate, where the sons of adversity meet the children of calamity, and where the children of calamity meet the offspring of sin.

the US Navy never considers a submarine lost if it doesn't return. It's considered to be "still on patrol".

The Navy is not just a job, it's an extended middle-east vacation cruise.

The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots.

Mongolia, a landlocked country, has a navy consisting of seven sailors. Only one of them can swim.

US Navy replaced expensive and clunky periscope controls on submarines with Xbox 360 controllers, which reduced training time from hours to minutes.

The Navy's traditions amount to nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

The Navy is an organization you join to see the world, but in the end all you see is the sea.

The Navy is something one joins to see the world only to end up spending four years in a submarine.

The Navy has both a tradition and a future – and it looks with pride and confidence in both directions.