Ulysses S. Grant, n.All

Ulysses S. Grant is a man who does not march, nor quite walk, but pitches along as if the next step would bring him on his nose.

Ulysses S. Grant ran against a corpse in 1872 as his opponent Horace Greeley died before the election was finalized.

Ulysses S. Grant is the worst president in our history.

Ulysses S. Grant is a politician who combined great gifts with great mediocrity.

Ulysses S. Grant is an imbecile. A study of the presidency from Washington to him is sufficient to disprove Darwin.

Ulysses S. Grant is a man who has not an idea above a horse or a cigar.

Ulysses S. Grant created the Department of Justice, ratified the Fifteenth Amendment and asked for Congress to pass the Civil Rights Act of 1871, enabling him to combat and prosecute the Ku Klux Klan.

Ulysses S. Grant gargled red wine laced with cocaine to relieve pain from throat cancer

Ulysses S. Grant is a man who combined great gifts with great mediocrity.

Ulysses S. Grant was fined $20.00 for speeding on his horse.

Ulysses S. Grant is a man still representing the butcher type of general.

Ulysses S. Grant is a scientific Goth, resembling Alaric, destroying the country as he goes and delivering the people over to starvation. Nor does he bury his dead, but leaves them to rot on the battlefield.