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What did Adam say to Eve on the 24th December?It's Christmas Eve, Eve.

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Adam and Eve is never more naked than when dressed in their fig leaves. Without them, they looked rather asexual.

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Who was the world’s first carpenter?Eve, because she made Adam’s banana stand

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Adam and Eve is how it started; atom and evil may end.

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Adam and Eve is a couple of Russians. They had nothing to wear, nothing to eat but an apple - and yet they were told they were living in paradise!

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Adam and Eve is a couple that probably did it doggie style their first time, because that would be how they saw other animals doing it.

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Why did God make man before woman?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy

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What did God say after creating man?I must be able to do better than that

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Adam and Eve is a couple whose exile was caused by an apple, and today we are alienated from reality by our Apple devices.

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At what time of day did God create Adam?Just before Eve

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Adam and Eve is a pair who must’ve set a shit ton of world records.

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Adam and Eve is the first couple to not read the Apple terms & conditions.