alms, n.All

Alms is the small coins given away by the rich from what they stole from the poor.

Alms is absolution of guilt via small change

I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night . . .He told me to get lost and buy my own

Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people:1. They would spend it on alcohol. 2. I want to spend it on alcohol