
I just taught my cocker spaniel how to beg.The other day he came home with $43.23

I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $15.Serious One-liners
I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night . . .He told me to get lost and buy my own
Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people:1. They would spend it on alcohol. 2. I want to spend it on alcohol

Begging is asking for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.
Begging is common practice for the wealthy. It is only the poor who are forbidden to beg.
Begging is a trade like any other, useless... it is work performed while standing out of doors in all weathers and getting varicose veins, chronic bronchitis, etc..