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Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people:1. They would spend it on alcohol. 2. I want to spend it on alcohol
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The Begger is best abolished. It's annoying to give to them, and annoying not to give to them.
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The Begger is honored by all religions because he proves that in a matter at the same time as prosaic and holy, banal and regenerative as the giving of alms, intellect and morality, consistency and principles are miserably inadequate.
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