Dad Joke.com
Why couldn't the skeleton watch the autopsy?He didn’t have the stomach for it
One-Liner.com
There’s only one way to my heart: a scalpel and a bone saw
Trivia.com
Julius Caesar was the recipient of one of the first recorded autopsy in 44 B.C. to determine which of the 23 stab wounds he received had killed him.
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