coroner, n.All

Coroner is the easiest job in the world. If something goes wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

A Coroner is a municipal officer charged with the duty of cutting up the unfortunate to see if they are dead . . . They always are.

The Coroner is one with the easiest job, surgery on dead people where the worst thing that could happen is you get a pulse.

You technically can't 'die' flying on an airplane. Most flights don't have staff who are qualified to pronounce someone dead. The body has to be declared dead upon landing.