adulthood, n.All

Adulthood is a paradox. The best part about it is that one can eat a whole box of Oreos and no one can stop you. The worst part about being an adult is that you can eat a whole box of Oreos and no one will stop you.

Laughter is all too rare among adults --- Adults laugh only about 15 to 100 times a day, while six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.

Adulthood is about leaving home, where leaving home is a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.

Adulthood is blessed in that one is no longer addressed as a thing.

Adulthood is the period when an adolescent becomes too old to take advice and begins to give it.

Adulthood is the corpse of childhood.

Adulthood is the calamity that happens to childhood.

Adulthood is the period when people make love and love makes people.

Adulthood is to be alone.