Smell Like Beer

Tilt The Floor

beer

stupidity

blonde joke

dad joke

diet

kangaroo

hops

American Beer

lumberjack

lager

drinking and driving

life hack

alcohol

seal

one-liner

St. Patrick's Day

almsgiving

begging

alms

homeless

begger

alcoholism

drinking

growler

listening

relationship

vaccine

adulthood

coffee

water

masculinity

whisky

macho

optimism

optimist

foreign language

Albert Einstein

exercise

excess

moderation

winter

snowman

Christmas

cookie

Santa Claus

pizza

christmas eve

cookies

taco

is a drink that, if drunk with moderation, it softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. Thomas Jefferson

 has been helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C..

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. W. C. Fields

 produces a bland degeneration in the spirit.

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! Friedrich Nietzsche

is calming. There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

hangover

aspirin

is a magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

is an intoxicating golden brew that re-emerges virtually unchanged one hour later

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