cocktail, n.All

What did the cocktail say to the swizzle stick?“You stir something inside me”.

Gin & Tonic originated in India to make quinine, a traditional cure for malaria more palatable for the British army stationed in the region.

A Cocktail is a slow, expensive way of not getting drunk.

A Cocktail is happy juice

Cocktail is a drink that loosens your tongue and lightens your purse.

Moscow mules were created by a guy that couldn’t sell his vodka, another that couldn’t sell his ginger beer and a lady that had too many copper mugs

A Cocktail is spring in a glass

The Bloody Mary Was Originally Known as "Bucket of Blood".

The White Russian was created in Belgium

A Cocktail is posh juice.

A Cocktail is like a lover; some are sweet/strong weak/bitter others make you do crazy things, the right on makes you smile & tingle all over.

A Cocktail is an ice cube with an alcohol rub

A Cocktail is Autumn in a Glass