burger, n.All

The Burger is the ultimate humiliation and revenge of the bovine: it's humiliation is its transformation into an edible cow-patty topped with pickles and ketchup. Its revenge is finding fulfillment as a well-placed clog in a human coronary artery.

How do you measure if a burger is hot enough?With a thermo-meater

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?He forgot to wrap his Whopper