ketchup, n.All

Ketchup is just squirtable tomatoes

Ketchup is just vegetable toothpaste

my wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping listNow I can't even read the darn thing

Ketchup is just tomato jelly

Ketchup is liquid tomato candy

Ketchup is jam because tomato is a fruit and it's loaded with sugar. is a fruit and it's loaded with sugar.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine

A “Chicago-style” hot dog never includes ketchup.

Ketchup is just sugar you can put on hot food.

Ketchup is a smoothie because tomatoes are a fruit.

Ketchup is just useless hot sauce.