drunkenness, n.All

When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's "art" & "music"But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave the hardware store"

Drunkenness is responsible for spoiling health, dismounting the mind, and unmanning the man.

I slept like a log last night..Woke up in the fireplace

Drunkenness is always looked down upon, but a productive drunk is the bane of moralist.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing

Drunkenness is becoming a child's drawing of ourselves.

Drunkenness is neither able to keep a secret, nor observe a promise.

Drunkenness is the ruin of reason. It is premature old age. It is temporary death.

Drunkenness is a crime that destroys more members of the human race and alienates more property than nearly any other crime.

Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration of who one really is. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin... a bloody man, vicious... a coarse man, vulgar.

What's the mating call of the blonde?I'm *sooo* drunk!

Drunkenness is never anything but a substitute for happiness.