chimney, n.All

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Claustrophobia

What bikini got stuck in a chimney?The bathing soot

A Chimney is a house-sized cigar

What does Santa do when he gets soot on his clothes?He puts the clothes in his sootcase.

The Chimney is the preferred method of egress for household smoke and the fictional fat man whose authoritarian judgment you use to discipline your children.

What's black and white and red all over?Santa covered with chimney soot

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year?It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?Aren't you a little young to smoke?