bikini, n.All

When the bikini was invented, the designer had to hire a nude dancer to wear it because runway models refused to

A Bikini is an odd article of clothing in that women pay no mind when you see them in one, but they absolutely hate it when you see them in their underwear.

What does a tropical fruit wear to the beach?A bikiwi

A Bikini is an outfit where 90 per cent of a woman’s body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10 per cent that isn’t.

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?To separate the hairy from the dairy

What bikini got stuck in a chimney?The bathing soot

A Bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A Bikini is a baiting suit.

A Bikini is a bathing suit that looks like it hasn't been delivered yet.

Bikini is a new kind of bathing suit that doesn't shrink. They have no place to shrink to.

A Bikini for a girl to wear, she must have either the figure or the nerve.

A Bikini is only a bikini if it can be pulled through a wedding ring.