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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Claustrophobia

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What's black and white and red all over?Santa covered with chimney soot

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What does Santa do when he gets soot on his clothes?He puts the clothes in his sootcase.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?Aren't you a little young to smoke?

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What bikini got stuck in a chimney?The bathing soot

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Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year?It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission

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