conceit, n.All

Conceit is a form of "I" strain that doctors can't cure.

Conceit is nature's compensation for inferiority.

Conceit is generally thought of as God's gift to little people.

Conceit is a sure sign that a man still hopes to become successful someday.

Conceit is what makes a little squirt think he's a fountain of knowledge.

Conceit is the only disease known to man that makes everybody sick except the person who has it.

Conceit is God's gift to little people.

I'm going to take a hot showerIt's the same as a normal shower, but with me in it

Conceit is the finest armor a man can wear.