menstruation, n.All

Menstruation is reflective of latent sexism. If we men had periods, we wouldn't have discreet tampon boxes, would we? No. We'd have boxes with MY FUCKING TAMPONS printed on the outside.

Menstruation is a thing inherently coded by gender norms. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

Menstruation is tough. Most women would happily tum in their menstrual cycle for a Honda

Menstruation is that time every month when woman is subjected to the revulsive site of our biologic origin (slime for which, evolutionarily, we have an revulsion). Every month she has to face the abyss of time and being, the abyss which is herself.

Menstruation is unnatural. Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Menstruation is for pussies.

Menstruation is a monthly physical condition that causes women to act like men always do.

Me: Yay! No more periods!Menopause: Wait, here's a beard

Menstruation is funny — If men could suddenly menstruate and women couldn't, they would brag about how long and how much, sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free, and street guys would invent slang: 'He's a three-pad man.'

In Ancient Egypt, men would get time off of work to care for menstruating daughters and wives.