Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?She was feline fine
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What does a phone book wear to a fancy party?Ad-dress
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It's dangerous for a man to marry a woman who looks good in black.
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Vanna White has never repeated wearing a single dress during her entire career on “Wheel Of Fortune”. She has worn over 6500 Dresses and been on the show for almost 37 years (Since 1982)
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A Dress is an article of clothing with no meaning unless it makes a men want to take it off.
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The Dress is a perfectly versitile thing. One is never over-dressed or underdressed with a Little Black Dress.