cucumber, n.All

A Cucumber is a water sausage

The Cucumber is prepared properly in this fashion: it should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.

Cucumbers are 96% water.

A Cucumber is a crunchy water stick

Cucumber can cure bad breath.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience

A Cucumber is a water in a slightly better tasting bottle.

What’s a cucumber’s favorite instrument?A pickle-o

A Cucumber is a pickle that isn't woke yet

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?Where you put the cucumber