carrot, n.All

The idea that eating carrots helps you see in the dark was a lie invented by the British Airforce in WW2, in order to explain how British air raids were so successful in the dark without tipping the Germans off on the existence of radar.

Carrots are healthy --- they contain 0% fat

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast

The Carrot is just a crunchy spoon.

Carrots are orange only because Dutch growers cultivated them that way as a tribute to William of Orange – who led the the struggle for Dutch independence. The color stuck.

Carrots were purple until a 17th century mutation changed the colors to what we know now.

Why did the broccoli avoid the carrot?Because he was a steamed carrot

The Carrot is definitely as good for the eyes as they say: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?