dog food, n.All

Dog food is the main course for man's best friend and senior citizens on fixed incomes.

Dog food is always flavored but they could say it's any flavor it wants, you're not going to test it.

Dog food would, in a perfect world, taste like a postman.

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

My dog was just getting used to not getting fed…. . . Then he died