divorce lawyer

is no more comfortable with a friendly divorce than a good mortician would be if, after he finished his job, the patient were to sit up on the table.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

is someone who referees the fight and ends up with the purse.

someone who referees the fight and ends up with the purse.

is no more happy with a good divorce than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

is someone who attempts to split hairs in an attempt to split heirs.

Many a lawyer attempts to split hairs in his attempts to split heirs.

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divorce lawyer