Me in my 20's: "Dresses like I'm on the catwalk."Me in my 30's: "dresses like I walk cats."
Fashion is not just a human phenomenon --- Chimps can develop their own fashion trends
Fashion is a great boon to those for whom anxiety and timid self-concealment paralyze them, making nearly 3/4 of their energy unfruitful.

Fashion is a narrative, a system of signifiers, a classificatory activity that comes into existence and acquires meaning through the transposition of the garment into language, specifically the written word (i.e. Fashion magazines).
Fashion is time consuming --- The average woman will spend nearly 1 year of her lifetime trying to figure out what to wear.
Fashion is a metaphor for the allure that 'newness' exerts on the modern subject in general, and on the bourgeoisie and the middle classes (who aim to exaggerate their social position) in particular.
Vanna White has never repeated wearing a single dress during her entire career on “Wheel Of Fortune”. She has worn over 6500 Dresses and been on the show for almost 37 years (Since 1982)
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?You're looking sharp

Fashion is a self-contained communicative structure that mirrors literature and that is constituted in and through the written communication of fashion magazines. 'Without discourse there is no total fashion, no essential fashion,' and anchors the existence of fashion to a particular mode of its dissemination.
Fashion is a 'machine for maintaining meaning without ever fixing it, it is forever a disappointed meaning, but it is nevertheless a meaning: Without content.
Fashion is a means of responding to both the need for cohesion or union and the need for differentiation or isolation.
