feta cheese, n.All

Feta cheese is Greek Athletes foot.

Feta cheese is blue cheese without the courage

Feta cheese is really just the stuff that comes off when Greek people scratch between their toes

Feta cheese is salt with some cheese in it.

Feta cheese is just angry goat cheese

Feta cheese is so salty they could use it to de-ice roads.

How do cheeses wish each other a happy birthday?You feta have a gouda birthday