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Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?She told him once and floral
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?She told him once and floral
How do you send a bouquet to someone on Mother’s Day?You caul-i-flower shop

It's a faux pas in Russia to give your date a dozen roses. You give an odd number of flowers for a happy occasion and an even number for condolences.

A Flower bouquet is the killing of living creatures as an expression of care. Why not bring your girlfriend a pile of dead hamsters next time?
