jewelry, n.All

Jewelry is able to wear away the heart of woman just as water wears away stones.

Housewives in India own 11% of the world's gold. More than the reserves of Switzerland, Germany and the United States put together.

Jewelry is one of the manifold combinations of kitsch and cubic zirconia whose bolstered appeal in February allows the Zales in your local mall to put off their impending bankruptcy for yet another year.

Jewelry is outer proof of inner value.

Jewelry is like red pepper in food: it heightens the sensation of taste at the expense of the original flavor.

Jewelry is the orator of love.

Jewelry is something people use in order to make out that they're better than other people.

Jewelry is the best expression of love — Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and safire bracelet lasts forever.

Octopuses are often drawn to shiny things and will sometimes start collections of them.

Pimps where lots of jewelry because when you get arrested, your cash can legally be confiscated but not your jewelry. You can "re-pawn" your jewelry for bail money.

What jewelry did the headless horseman get for his birthday?A neck-less

Jewelry seldom excites the beholder, but it certainly makes the wearer feel beautiful.