farmer, n.All

The Farmer is a person who visits the city occasionally to see where his sons and his profits went.

What types of jokes do farmers make?Corn-y ones

A Farmer is a man who makes his money in the country and blows it in when he comes to town.

The Farmer is the backbone of the country . . . But who wants to be a backbone'.

What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea?One shucks between fits.

The Farmer is the only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich

A Farmer is a man who is outstanding in his field.

A Farmer is one who makes his money in the country and blows it when he comes to town.

What did the bean farmer hope for on his vacation?Peas and quiet

The Farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.

When does a farmer dance?When the beet drops

The Farmer is a man who is successful only if he sells his farm to a golf club.