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Highway. . . Highways first got lanes when a man in 1935 watched a leaky milk wagon leave a trail down the street.
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A Highway is a place where drivers under 25 do over 90 and drivers over 90 do under 5.
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Why are highways build so close to the ground?
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The Highway is a bunch of people trying to go 80 mph stuck behind someone going 60 mph
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A Highway is full of careless motorists who are always driving too close ahead of you.