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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs

Jungles cover only 6% of the earth but contain over half the species on the planet.
George Lucas originally envisioned the planet Tatooine in Star Wars to be a jungle planet, but the idea of having to film in a jungle made him feel "itchy," so he decided to make it a desert planet instead.
Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?Because if you add 4 + 4 you get ate
Why shouldn't you play games in the jungle?Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?Because he’s always lion