menopause, n.All

Menopause is just Puberty's evil older sister.

Me: Yay! No more periods!Menopause: Wait, here's a beard

Menopause is experienced by female humans, pilot whales and killer whales; it allows each to help their children survive into adulthood and—if they’re lucky—to act as grandmothers to the next generation

Menopause is a lot less fun for females than it is for males. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

What do you call it when a middle-aged female professor places a bookmark in her copy of Plato's Dialogues?Meno pause