microwave oven, n.All

A Microwave oven is a single man's wife.

The Microwave oven is a space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

A Microwave oven is a TV, but the only channel is rotating food

A Microwave oven is a Farady Cage for Hotpockets.

The Microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics.

A Microwave oven is a disco for food.