mother in law, n.All

A Mother-in-law is one for whom there's nothing easier to find than fault, and nothing harder to keep than still.

A Mother-in-law is the only thing that talks louder than money.

A Mother-in-law is an arbitrator who always favors one side in a dispute.

A Mother-in-law is needed in hell

What do you call a blond mother-in-law?An air bag.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing wellI was amazed. I never knew they worked

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?Reload

A Mother-in-law is the angel of divorce.

A Mother-in-law is like the dry rot... far easier to get into a house than to get it out again.

A Mother-in-law is the only law under which you are assumed to be guilty until proved innocent.

A Mother-in-law is the matrimonial kin that gets under your skin.