barber, n.All

In California, there are more required hours of training to become a barber than to become a police officer. 1,500 hours minimum of training to become a barber; 664 hours minimum of training to become a police officer.

Why did the barber go to the bank?He wanted to open a shavings account

A Barber's remarks are sometimes more keen and cutting than his razor.

A Barber is one guy who always goes to the top.

A Barber is a brilliant conversationalist who cuts hair for a sideline

How did the barber win the race?He knew a shortcut

A Barber is someone who takes great delight in calling attention to the bald spot that you're trying to forget.

The Barber is one who learns to shave of shaving fools.

A Barber is distinguished by a hair stylist in nothing but the price.

A Barber is one who talks behind your back.

A Barber is often an authority on everything except how to cut hair.