soup, n.All

A: Would you like the soup or salad?B: no, I’ll just have the regular-sized one, thanks

Soup is just hot vegetable water

Soup is a hot vegetable smoothie.

Soup is just hot juice with seasoning

Soup is hot, but burning your tongue on delicious soup is like cutting your fingers unhooking a bra.

Soup is cuisine's kindest course.

I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soupIt was Won Ton

Why did the old lady make a ton of fish-eye soupBecause it would see her through the week

Soup is just a bowl of really warm soggy things

Soup is just melted vegetables.

Soup is a hit with Americans --- they consume over 10 billion bowls of it each year

Soup is just dinner cereal