sunglasses, n.All

Tom Cruise's career saved Ray-Bans from extinction with a 60 film deal for product placement beginning in the 70s

Son: Hand me my sunglasses, will ya, dad?B: Sure, if you hand me my dadglasses, son.

In the 1970s, people in Cambodia were killed for being academics or for merely wearing sunglasses.

Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

Sunglasses is a device that ensures that others can’t see one's eyes while looking at a woman's tits.

Sunglasses is shaded spectacles worn outdoors by the overheated and indoors by the oppressively cool.

Sunglasses is a form of optical seclusion.