Places That Smell Like Bread

Depend On Strangers

Overbook

Reward Returning

restaurant

waiter

Star Wars

dad joke

Darth Vader

bakery

baking

moon

atmosphere

Yoda

paying

breakfast

French toast

diner

one-liner

typography

fancy restaurant

font

slang

New York City

Paris

trivia

French cuisine

monkey

Ancient Egyptian

baboon

pick-up line

cook

light bulb joke

Chuck Norris

check

ice cream

employee

nonsense question

hamburger

bill

life hack

waitress

being literal

introvert

Jesus Christ

table

reservation

culture

eating

parenting

pickiness

eating out

chivalry

cannibalism

sign

restroom

child

invention

adulting

work

fast food

fast food restaurant

part-time job

service industry

appetite

appetizer

fork

silverware

French fry

is, when great, nothing but a mouth brothel.

Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth brothels.

is an establishment where the longer the description on the menu, the less you will get on your plate.

The longer the description on the menu, the less you will get on your plate.

is an establishment where, roughly speaking, the more one pays for food, the more sweat and spittle one is obliged to eat with it, because sound food is sacrificed to punctuality and smartness.

Roughly speaking, the more one pays for food, the more sweat and spittle one is obliged to eat with it.... Dirtiness is inherent in hotels and restaurants, because sound food is sacrificed to punctuality and smartness.

is an institution for the distribution of indigestion.

is, in New York and Hollywood, a public conference room frequented by media heels making deals over meals.

In New York and Hollywood, a public conference room frequented by media heels making deals over meals.

is the only place where people are happy to be fed up.

is public establishment where they sell indigestion.

dollar sign

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