Meme.com
One-Liner.com
If you think I’m pretentious, you should try talking to my sommelier.
Trivia.com
Only 10% of wine 'experts' can consistently rate the wine from the same bottle in the same way, and they aren't consistent the next year.
Dad Joke.com
Why was the sommelier fired?Because he did a pour job
Definition.com
Sommelier is one of the few jobs where having to take your work home with you would be a good thing.