rhetorical question, n.All

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

A Rhetorical question is the thinking man's knock-knock joke.

They call me Mr RhetoricalCan you guess why?

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

A Rhetorical question is sophisticated sarcasm