statistics, n.All

Just had a look at the statistics on female obesityAwful figures

Statistics is like a bikini: What shows is real, but what's hidden is vital.

Statistics is associated with a zeal to reform society, how to grasp a complex and changing whole from the knowledge of parts.

Statistics is 98% all made up.

Statistics is a discipline grounded in the idea that if you torture numbers, they'll confess to anything.

Statistics is just a way for the mathematician to evangelize his faith.

Statistics is a delicate dissection of uncertainties, a surgery of suppositions.

Statistics is like a bikini: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Statistics is a body of methods for making wise decisions in the face of uncertainty.