swimsuit, n.All

The Swimsuit is something which makes the eyes swim.

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?To separate the hairy from the dairy

What did the elephants wear to the beach?Trunks

The Swimsuit is a costume that starts late and ends early.

Why was the man driving in his swimsuit?He wanted to drive in the carpool lane

A Swimsuit is a garment that designers shortened first from the bottom, then from the top, and finally from the middle.

A Swimsuit is really not something one should judge a woman by; there generally isn't enough evidence.