wedding ring, n.All

A Wedding ring is a grown-up hand stamp to be let back in.

Wedding rings are put on the left ring finger because it was formerly believed that a vein ran directly from the fourth finger of the left hand to the heart.

A Wedding ring is a fancy human pet collar.

A Wedding ring is a letter of reference indicating that someone else has been able to tolerate you for some period of time.

A Wedding ring is a mood ring that always reads "I'm dead inside."

The Wedding ring is like a tourniquet in that it stops a man's circulation.

A Wedding ring is a "temporarily out of service" sign for your finger.

A Wedding ring is a fast track to hearing loss

The diamond engagement ring fever was invented by an ad campaign in the 1930s. Before that few Americans proposed with the precious stone, and the price of diamond was falling

A Wedding ring is a giant button you wear that says, 'Ask Me About My Wife.