wedding ring, n.Definitions

A Wedding ring is a fast track to hearing loss

A Wedding ring is a fancy human pet collar.

A Wedding ring is a "temporarily out of service" sign for your finger.

A Wedding ring is a giant button you wear that says, 'Ask Me About My Wife.

The Wedding ring is like a tourniquet in that it stops a man's circulation.

A Wedding ring is a grown-up hand stamp to be let back in.

A Wedding ring is a mood ring that always reads "I'm dead inside."

A Wedding ring is a letter of reference indicating that someone else has been able to tolerate you for some period of time.