Michael Jackson

Santa Claus

is also known as 'the carrier bag'; white, plastic and best kept away from kids.

also known as 'the carrier bag'; white, plastic and best kept away from kids.

is a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.

a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.

is A lot of people think that I'm a Michael Jackson impersonator.

A lot of people think that I'm a Michael Jackson impersonator.

is an artist whose album was only called 'Bad' because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for 'Pathetic'.

his album was only called 'Bad' because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for 'Pathetic'.

is probably looking like he did in Thriller right about now.

Michael Jackson probably now looks like he did in Thriller.