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What do they teach in hamburger math courses?The meatric system
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Why do hamburgers make poor witnesses?They won’t talk no matter how much you grill them
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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate
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What’s a hamburger’s favorite story to read?Hansel and Gristle
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What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?Ham-boo-gers and french fright potatoes.
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What do hamburgers do at the beach?Build bun-fires
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Why did the hamburger buns never get along?They always had beef between them
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Did you hear hamburgers love young people?Yeah, they’re pro-teen
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