bear, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call a bear with no ear?B

Why do bears have hairy coats?Fur protection

Why did the grizzly get fired from his jobBecause he would only do the bear minimum

What do you call a bear who’s lost all his teeth?A gummy bear

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?They don’t meet the koalafications

Why was the little bear so spoiledBecause its mother panda’d to its every whim

How do bears keep their den cool in summer?They use bear conditioning

Why don’t bears wear shoes?They prefer bear feet

Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truckBecause he never lost his bearings

Why did the bear quit his job?Because he needed some koalaty time with his family

Why don’t bears eat fast foodBecause it’s hard for them to catch

Why do bears always travel in packsThey can’t bear to be alone

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?Camembert