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is God grabbing the earth and saying, "Cough.."

is only so destructive because of all the shit we've built.

is that which reminds us that while we take it for granted that the earth beneath our feet is solid and stationary, it can all of a sudden turn as mushy as liquid.

Strange and mysterious things, though, aren't they - earthquakes? We take it for granted that the earth beneath our feet is solid and stationary. We even talk about people being 'down to earth' or having their feet firmly planted on the ground. But suddenly one day we see that it isn't true. The earth, the boulders, that are supposed to be solid, all of a sudden turn as mushy as liquid.

is when your bedroom gets up and goes down to breakfast before you do.

285 EA~THQ_ LIAK.ES Those earthquakes in California are something. It's frightening when your bedroom gets up and goes down to breakfast before you do.

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