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What did they call Eminem's gay twin?Skittles
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What do John Wick and Eminem have in common?They can both kill a man with a pencil
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What was Eminem's gay brother's rap name?Feminen
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Why does Eminem hate Halloween?Too many ghostwriters
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Why's Eminem always win his rap battles?he uses mixed Marshall Arts
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What did Eminem call his aftershave company?Marshal Lathers
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Why does Eminem choose the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?Because you only get one shot
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Why was Eminem kicked out of bartender school?He would only give customers only one shot.
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Why'd the cannibal eat Drake but spare Eminem?Because everyone knows you're not supposed to eat the rapper
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What did the fish emcee call himself?Swim Shady
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Why did the kid keep pausing the Eminem album?He wanted to let him breath
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Why did Santa call on Eminem for some help over the busy holiday season?Because everyone know's he's the wrap god
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Why was "8 Mile" a failure in Canada?"12.8748 Kilometer" just wasn't a very catchy title
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